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There’s good news and bad news about the 2 Fast 2 Furious, in the outcome of moronic At Fast and Furious and candidate for the worst film of 2003. The good news is that it is better, although marginally, than Freddy Got Fingered. The bad news is that it is 15 minutes longer.

I understand the reasons behind the existence of this pitiful excuse for motion pictures. At Fast and Furious was unexpectedly successful, and in those days, when the film speeds in the area of being profitable, a Continuation should follow, as surely as thunder, lightning follows (and sometimes almost as quickly). The issue I have is how and why someone would endorse this particular Continuation. In the mind-numbing stupidity of Hollywood decision-makers never ceases to amaze me. Tastelessness and mediocrity can be a recipe for the multiplex success, but I can not believe that even a car-obsessed teenage boy would enjoy the atrocity. The only reason any non-lobotomized movie-goer will see 2 Fast 2 Furious because of its connection with its well received predecessor. On its own merits, this film should bypass theaters, video stores, and on its cable directly to the landfill spinout.

In terms of casting, nearly every conceivable error was made. Instead of Vin Diesel, we model, which has become an actor Tyrese, which gives the model, which has become the subjects of a bad name. (Diesel reportedly supported by the 2 Fast 2 Furious because its production schedule conflicted with those of XXX. Rather, he read the script and realized that in the movie, it would be tantamount to committing professional suicide.) instead Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster We stuck with Eva Mendes, which makes it look like the expression she always tries to twist cherry stem with a knot on her tongue. And, instead of discarding Paul Walker someone with a scintilla ability to act, the filmmakers have force-fed us Paul Volcker. The guy sounds like Keanu Reeves, but next to it, the rigid One is the range and panache of Sir Anthony Hopkins.

So, cut in the race, you say… So it is the problem. 2 Fast 2 Furious, basically an endless pursuit of individual pauses for bad dialogue, tissue paper thin character development, and the occasional shot of a woman in bikini. (As expected, with the PG-13 movies, T and A factor so low that it hardly merits mention.) car chases in “Fast and Furious was, well, fast and furious. Oni style. They were pumping adrenaline. Unlike those here boooooooooring. In Indianapolis 500 - with the cars around and around in a circle - more action, excitement and suspense (and you do not know from the very beginning who is going to win). Director John Singleton must learn how All diversion from the pursuit of energy / race before the start of the project. Furthermore, it tries to spice things measure, showing us a lot of close-ups of legs, arms and eyes (rather than following the actual races), but everything that makes us think fleck loose makeup Walker left lid.

I think that should be the plot. I say “believe” because every once in a while, then break in the so-called action so a character can speak a few lines of explanatory dialogue. I spent most of the movie is uncertain, primarily because I was trying to use my brain to understand what is occurring. I think it needs to become catatonic in order to cut through guano that director John Singleton and scenarios, Michael Brandt and Derek Haas be on the pile.

This is the best summary I can create. Brian O’Connor (Walker) is back. He did not cop more, but that does not stop a bunch of Feds hit his undercover work. So, in order not to be one (a movie, in a rare moment clarity, it seems, have realized that there was no way Walker will be able to carry a film on his own), he recruits an old friend, Roman Pearce (Tyrese), which has the account to settle with Brian. In two of them to infiltrate an evil empire drug czar Carter Verone (Cole Hauser), becoming its drivers. Already in place is an undercover cop, Monica Clemente (Eva Mendes), who plays the part of Mrs. Verona. In addition, it will begin receiving the dark. Ultimately, I think that Brian and Roman is to stay alive and to bring Verone cops. If they do, their criminal record will be withdrawn and they will be free men.

To the question: “Who cares?” is a valid, but noted a request might be “Who would spend money for this film?” In response: “Anyone who does not pay attention to statements coming from the mouths”. True, one never expects the film - even with the continuation of less than stars first picture - it would be awful. One of the suspects, it is possible that 2 Fast 2 Furious will be tepid and NGOs vapid, but not rancid. Anticipating the quality of blockbuster summer can be too much, but it is driving too hard bargain to hope for entertainment? Judging from the 2 Fast 2 Furious, “Yes”. This film takes only a few minutes before the accident, and the momentum, but more than an hour and a half before its implementation.

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